<drool & don Boomhauer voice> Hot Dang, man! I'd be the envy of evry Bubba on the block, man! I tell you! </drool> Throw in a gun rack, a cooler of cold ones, a couple of cup holders, an old Hank Williams CD ... and I'll be styling on the I-10! Can I get it in 'camo' green with really big tires? ;-) Hey - don't joke man - I hear these things are *great* for jackin' deer! [Hell - a whole herd of deer, just pull up your Winnebago and pick up the jerky!] RonL. ... and just think of the chicks you'd get parking one of *those* babies on the infield at Darlington! Woooot! -----Original Message----- From: William Anderson [mailto:neuro at well.com] In fact, with every RS-12 Topol (SS-25 Sickle) you buy, we'll give you a Transporter Erector Launcher (TEL) absolutely free! That's right, for no extra charge, you can drive your Topols around in military luxury! But that's not all. If you buy a six-pack of Topols, we'll throw in a mobile command post, complete with onboard inertial nav system and field deployment site independant launch capability! How can you pass up on this amazing offer?!