[thechat] Pledge alternatives

[Martin Burns]

So if you're removing the 'under God' bit, what's the alternative?

*) "One nation, under indictment,"
*) "One nation, constantly under repair,"
*) "One nation, sure, but with cheerleaders!"
*) "One nation, under yellow alert, please report any suspicious
activity,"
*) "One nation, but kinda two if you count Canada."
*) "One nation, (sponsorship opportunity available)."
http://www.satirewire.com/news/june02/pledge.shtml

or
"I pledge my tentative support
to the woven nationalistic symbol
of the United States of America.
One nation, made up of diverse but equally valid groups
under some sort of Supreme Being- or not, depending on your particular
view
with liberty and justice for most.
I also preemptively apologize if this offended anyone. "
http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?id=600

Cheers
Martin
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