[thechat] I'm not rudy, but I could play him on TV

[Andy Warwick]

Q: Why can't elephants ride bicycles?

A: Because they haven't got thumbs to ring the bell.


Q: Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled?

A: Because if they were small, round and white they'd be aspirins.


Q: What have elephants and goats got in common?

A: Neither of them can drive tractors.


Q: What did the man say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?

A: 'Look, there are the elephants coming over the hill.'


Q: What did the man say when he saw the elephants wearing dark glasses
coming over the hill?

A: Nothing, he didn't recognise them.


Q: How do you get 5 elephants in a car?

A: Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.


Q: How do you get an elephant up a tree?

A: Plant a seed, get the elephant to stand on it, and wait a really long
time.


Andy W