[thechat] Alligator In The Bar

Madhu Menon webguru at vsnl.net
Fri Aug 23 18:36:00 CDT 2002

Alligator In The Bar

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the
alligator on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal," he announced. "I'll open this alligator's mouth and
place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one full
minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In
return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood at the bar, dropped his
trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator
closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a
beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator
opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and he received the first of his free drinks. Then the
man stood up again and made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of
the bar. A woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not
to hit me on the head with the beer bottle!"

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Madhu Menon
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