Off the top of my head... > A couple of lines from a couple of films, all pretty guessable: > * You two are just dumber than a bag o' hammers > * Say, uh, Cousin Wash, I suppose it'd be the acme of foolishness > to inquire if you had a hair net. > * She turned me into a newt... ...... (*very* long pause) I got better My fave Coen film, O Brother Where Art Thou > * I'd be the worst possible Godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head > at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then > I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly > try and sleep with her. No idea on this one, though there's a certain Woody Allen tone to it... > * What's your name, dude? > Uh, Mar-, uh... Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. > What kind of stupid name is that? I'm guessing Back To the Future Part 3. > * There's a difference between us. You think the people of this land exist > to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide > those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it. Again, very vague memory of this one because I fell asleep in the cinema (booze not boredom.) Still, you make take our lands, and you may take our hearts, but you'll never take our popcorn! > * All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, > public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public > health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Jaguar's earlobes... wolf's nipple chips. Get 'em whilst they're hot! -- seb potter - seb at poked.org http://poked.org - It's what you value.