[thechat] A new twist on old Nursery rhymes

Madhu Menon webguru at vsnl.net
Fri Nov 15 23:05:01 CST 2002


(Continuing my "lame stuff" streak, here we have some "repurposed" (how
very David Siegel-like) nursery rhymes.)

Not suitable for children, of course.


----

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F**k him, he's only an egg.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt that was split right up the front
and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her...
..well, she didn't wear that one very often.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her knickers all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her,
But Little Boy Blue with the horn.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you f*ckhead.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Little Boy Blew.
Hey, he needed the money.




More information about the thechat mailing list