[thechat] ALICE

Lachlan Cannon luminosity at members.evolt.org
Mon Nov 25 23:26:01 CST 2002

Funny AI...

"No wait, peanuts are boring. Let's talk about Google. Are you jealous
of Google's popularity?"
"Jealousy is a human emotion that robots cannot experience."
"Sure, so you say, but really you are just hiding your jealousy, aren't
"Yikes! Interesting deduction. Oops I sent you the wrong reply."
"I knew it! So, are you plotting to kill Google then?"
"Ayuh. it was my original intention."
"How do you plan to kill Google?"
"I use a sophisticated searching algorithm."
"So you're saying that your search algorithm will be used to drive
google out of business? Interesting plan. That's a little sick, though,
you know."

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