[thechat] Need a punchline...

David Wagner dave at worlddomination.net
Tue Nov 26 16:36:00 CST 2002

Chris Evans wrote:

> I'm looking for a punchline for this joke:
> "Two elephants are sitting in a bar, and one says to the other....?"
> It can be original or not, doesn't matter.

"...throw in a jar of mayonnaise, and you've got yourself a deal!"

Sorry, that's totally irrelevant. The real story behind that one (as I
believe I've posted here before) is that I'm trying to put it together with
a great joke intro. Two entirely separate groups of my friends came up with
these incomplete fragments, and I've been looking for the connection ever

"So Don King and the Pope are trapped in a hedge maze for a week..."

"...the hooker says to the chicken, 'throw in a jar of mayonnaise and you've
got yourself a deal!'"

I'm about ready to start offering a small cash reward for a convincing link.
It would restore my faith in the universe.


David Wagner
dave at worlddomination.net

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