[thechat] Need a punchline...
Judah McAuley
judah at wiredotter.com
Tue Nov 26 16:39:01 CST 2002
Chris Evans wrote:
> I'm looking for a punchline for this joke:
>
> "Two elephants are sitting in a bar, and one says to the other....?"
>
> It can be original or not, doesn't matter.
I drink to forget?
Which brings me to a long standing quest of mine. I have a joke
beginning that needs a punchline. I've been looking about for several
years, but no luck yet. The joke beginning is as follows:
"So Don King and the Pope are lost in a hedge maze for a week..."
When I met my current girlfriend she actually had a punchline in search
of a joke:
"So the hooker says to the chicken, throw in a jar of mayonnaise and
you've got yourself a deal!"
Sadly, her punchline does not go with my joke. I would have had a new
perspective on soulmates if it had.
So if anyone can come up with matching jokes/punchlines to these
snippets, I would greatly appreciate it.
Judah
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