[thechat] Need a punchline...

[Martin Burns]

On Wed, 27 Nov 2002, rudy wrote:

> > "Rectum?  Damn near killed 'em!"
>
> oh, shurely you can make something up easily
>
> teacher: who can give us a halloween sentence using the word "bewitches"?
> johnny: youse guys go on ahead, i'll bewitches in a minute

Bloke 1: I took the girlfriend to the Caribbean last month
Bloke 2: Jamaica?
Bloke 1 (all together now): No, she went of her own accord.

Cheers
Martin

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