Warning: Morbid humour follows. Not for people who don't like joking about death. Madhu Menon wrote: > Famous astrologer Syndey Omarr died today. A Leo, his own horoscope for > today read: >"Get work done early; Because you are going to die. >check records, correct any mathematical error. Because you are going to die and will forget about it afterward. >Later you beat the odds, much to the astonishment of experts. Betting pool had you living until next Tuesday. >At the track: Choose number 4 post position in fourth race." And make sure to choose an early race, because the excitement of horse racing can be hard on the heart. >He was 76. The cause of death? Complications from a heart attack. A psychic walks into a bar. You would have thought he'd seen it coming.