[thechat] Astrologer dies

[Judah McAuley]

Warning:  Morbid humour follows.  Not for people who don't like joking
about death.

Madhu Menon wrote:
> Famous astrologer Syndey Omarr died today. A Leo, his own horoscope for
> today read:

>"Get work done early;
	Because you are going to die.

>check records, correct any mathematical error.
	Because you are going to die and will forget about it afterward.

>Later you beat the odds, much to the astonishment of experts.
	Betting pool had you living until next Tuesday.

>At the track: Choose number 4 post position in fourth race."
	And make sure to choose an early race, because the excitement of horse
racing can be hard on the heart.

>He was 76. The cause of death? Complications from a heart attack.
	A psychic walks into a bar.  You would have thought he'd seen it coming.