[thechat] Religious dependance

[William Anderson]

Madhu Menon wrote:
> At 06:27 AM 18-01-03, William Anderson wrote:
> > "Get out of my shop!  And come again!"
>
> "I have asked you nicely many times not to mangle my merchandise. You
> leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again."

Manjula: When we were having trouble conceiving, I took fertility drugs.
    Apu: Oooh, I too am afraid I'm guilty of monkeying with nature.  I
         slipped fertility drugs into your breakfast Squishee.
Hibbert: Mmm-hmm.  Well, that would only account for quintuplets - did
         anyone else slip this woman fertility drugs?
         [Homer, Marge and Bart raise their hands]
  Homer: Mine tasted like strawberries ... Mmmmmm, ovulicious.

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