[thechat] boyfriend application

Tara Cleveland tara at taracleveland.com
Mon Feb 17 16:03:01 CST 2003

Erika Meyer wrote:

> (already disqualified for being female   ...control freak!)

Yah really! How come you don't have a girlfriend application form? Of course
you might ask different questions... such as,

Your idea of a "girls night" includes:
1. Pillow fights, mud masks, ice cream and romantic comedies starring Hugh
2. A vegetarian pot-luck dinner followed by each person performing their own
art, dance, poetry or folk music.
3. Intense philosophical and political discussion by the living room fire
with a bottle of wine.
4. Poker, cigars, and a bottle of bourbon.
5. Body shots, strip clubs and puking out taxi windows.
6. All of the above.
7. None of the above.

Whadda ya think?


More information about the thechat mailing list