[thechat] Shhhhhhh!

Chris Spruck cspruck at mindspring.com
Thu Mar 6 11:43:00 CST 2003

A proton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me 17 pints of Guinness!" Bartender says, "You sure about that?" Proton says, "I'm positive."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The bartender slides a cold one down the bar and the neutron asks, "How much will that be?" Bartender says, "For you? No charge."

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