my local newspaper has a great section called "Whaddya Say?" where they invite the general public to phon ei n messages to be printed. usually its stuff like: "Dear neighbor, you may think I didn't see you, but I did. Just so you know, that wasn't lemonade." today, one read: "I don't know why everyone is complaining about how long the war is taking. It took Joe Millionaire 8 weeks to pick Zora."