[thechat] Holly Valance to be next Buffy

William Anderson neuro at well.com
Sat Apr 26 08:49:30 CDT 2003

Madhu Menon wrote:
> http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/04/23/1050777301652.html
>  From the "someone who doesn't squeak instead of talking?" department:
> <quote>
> Former Neighbours star Holly Valance is to become the next Buffy the
> Vampire Slayer, a British newspaper has reported.

I love this ... "is to become" implies it's a done deal, but is then
followed by ...

> Valance is in talks to replace Sarah Michelle Gellar as the star of the
> cult US television program but discussions are at an early stage,

... which implies nothing has been signed yet.

> the
> Daily Star said.

aka the Daily Toilet Paper, aka the Daily Tits.  Not quite as bad as the
Daily/Sunday Sport yet, but getting there.  The best use I think I've found
for the Star is as shredded liner for my nana's birdcage.

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