[thechat] You're from Al-Qaeda
Syed Zeeshan Haider
szh at softhome.net
Sat May 31 03:44:52 CDT 2003
Mr. Akhtar: Assalaam-o-Alaikum, Miss Rosy! How are you?
Miss Rosy: Oh! Wa-Alaikum-us-Salaam! I am fine. Thanks!
Mr. Akhtar: I thought you were out of country, perhaps in USA.
Miss Rosy: Yea! I went to see my Auntie in USA. But I was caught by the air
port authorities in New York.
Mr. Akhtar: Why, Miss Rosy?
Miss Rosy: They found a picture of famous Pakistani pop singer.
Mr. Akhtar: Which one?
Miss Rosy: One who was clean-shave some years ago and now he has a religious
type of beard.
Mr. Akhtar: Do you mean Junaid Jamshed?
Miss Rosy: Yea! Junaid Jamshed. In a latest photograph he has a religious
type of beard. They found that photo in my luggage and said to me, "You are from
(For JJ Photo:
Mr. Akhtar: In this case, you were supposed to be in Guantanamo Bay but you
are here in you own country, Pakistan. How? How were you released?
Miss Rosy: Wait a minute, Akhtar. I am telling you. I tried my best to tell
you that I had no relation with Al-Qaeda I offered them proofs but they didn't
listen to me. They said, "You are from Al-Qaeda and we'll send you to Guantanamo
Bay. I told them about my bad relations with extremists like Al-Qaeda but they
did not believe me.
Mr. Akhtar: Then?
Miss Rosy: Then I offered them lots of Pak Rupees but they refused to released
me. I offered them Euros but they still refused.
Mr. Akhtar: Then what did you do?
Miss Rosy: Then I offered them US Dollars.
Mr. Akhtar: That's what for which they would have agreed.
Miss Rosy: No! They still insisted to send me to Guantanamo.
Mr. Akhtar: But the fact is you are in Pakistan. And the question is how?
Miss Rosy: My Auntie had asked me on telephone for two cans of Pakistani oil.
I had those cans in my luggage. I offered the Americans those cans of Oil. They
accepted them very happily and released me. I stayed with my aunt for two weeks
and now I am back in Pakistan.
-- The End --
Syed Zeeshan Haider.
Allah says to Mankind:
"Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?"
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