[thechat] DYFTIO

Madhu Menon webguru at vsnl.net
Sun Jun 29 02:26:02 CDT 2003

At 12:39 PM 29-06-03, Syed Zeeshan Haider wrote:
>Do you find this image offesive (as a citizen of USA)?

I'm not a citizen of USA but (despite this looking like a blatant troll), I 
have this to add:

>Casualties in tens of thousands

Er, evidence for this? Yes, some people have been killed, but "tens of 
thousands"? I don't think so.


The Muslim Ummah is offering a reward of Paradise and Ever Lasting Life for 
information leading directly to the apprehension or conviction of George W 


Word to the (clueless) Ummah: Er, there's this city called Washington DC in 
a country called the United States of America. Perhaps you've heard of it? 
There's a fairly well-known place there called the White House. Enough 
tourists visit there so you shouldn't have much trouble finding it. If in 
doubt, ask one of the locals. This dude Bush is usually to be found there. 
Want to apprehend him? That's the place to try.

Give it your best shot! Rushing in with Heckler Koch MP5 submachine guns 
(used extensively in anti-terrorist operations) is the recommended 
approach. (Caution: Some of you might have to become martyrs for the cause.)

Can I have my reward now?

Waitaminnit, are you authorised to offer "Paradise and Ever Lasting Life"? 
That's not your jurisdiction, is it? Don't you have to get divine sanction 
for that? :p

(But hey, that's a nice mug, unlike some of these blokes: 
http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/fugitives/fugitives.htm )

Hey, thanks for the hearty chuckle on a Sunday.

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