[thechat] (Joke) Donation

Syed Zeeshan Haider szh at softhome.net
Fri Jul 25 16:00:12 CDT 2003

Hello Everybody,
In recent World Cup, the performance of Pakistani Cricket Team was historically
bad. People were very angry here. Some passionate about cricket even burnt the
posters of cricketers during the prossessions. Even in those days, there were
people who tried to smile instead.
I was arranging my old e-mail when I found this joke from those days.


I was in my car during a traffic jam, and I could see a man walking between the
cars, apparently asking something to everyone as he passed. The man walks up to
my car and knocks on the windshield.
I open the window and he asks: “Hey, Did you hear the news? The Pakistani
Cricket team is being held hostage, and they ask Rs. 100 crore for their
release. If they don’t pay it, they threaten to put petrol on the players, and
light them!”
“Oh God!” I said, “This is just unbelievable”.
“That’s why I’m walking from car to car, to collect”, said the man.
While I was getting my wallet out of my pocket I asked the man how much most
people usually give, and the man said: “Well, about 5 litres!”

Syed Zeeshan Haider.

Allah says to Mankind:
"Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?"

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