[thechat] vet's office
rudy937 at rogers.com
Sat Aug 9 10:02:59 CDT 2003
A guy walks into the vet's office with a hamster. He lays the hamster on the
table and the doctor says, "I'm sorry, sir, but your hamster is dead."
"I want a second opinion!" the man demands.
So the doctor brings in a cat. The cat walks around the hamster, sniffs him
and shakes its head. "Well the cat says your hamster is dead," says the
"Well I want a third opinion." So the doctor brings in a Labrador Retriever.
The lab walks around the hamster, sniffs him and shakes its head. "The lab
says your hamster is dead."
"OK, fine. What do I owe you?"
"$650" the doctor said.
"What?!? What for?"
"Well, you owe me $50, and the $600 is for the cat scan and the lab test."
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