[thechat] Death penalty

William Anderson neuro at well.com
Sun Sep 7 18:26:14 CDT 2003

Syed Zeeshan Haider wrote:
> [snip]
> Patient Name:    William Anderson
> Symptoms:        Appearance of Sleepiness in TheChat mails
> Prescription:       Don't you ever come around your computer when you are
> feeling sleepiness or dizzy. Take your computer out of your bedroom.
> Note:                This type of yawning is *not* a civilized thing when you
> are among a group of friends. Excessive yawning can cause your face some complex
> muscular problems. After reading this mailical notice, you must go to sleep.
> We'll see you next spring season.

Patient Name: Syed Zeeshan Haider
     Symptoms: Constant Trolling, Baiting and Sarcasm
Prescription: 1 can of Shut The Fuck Up as required
         Note: LOBNH. CNS-QNS. TTFO.

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