[thechat] Death penalty
William Anderson
neuro at well.com
Sun Sep 7 18:26:14 CDT 2003
Syed Zeeshan Haider wrote:
> [snip]
>
> Patient Name: William Anderson
> Symptoms: Appearance of Sleepiness in TheChat mails
> Prescription: Don't you ever come around your computer when you are
> feeling sleepiness or dizzy. Take your computer out of your bedroom.
> Note: This type of yawning is *not* a civilized thing when you
> are among a group of friends. Excessive yawning can cause your face some complex
> muscular problems. After reading this mailical notice, you must go to sleep.
> We'll see you next spring season.
Patient Name: Syed Zeeshan Haider
Symptoms: Constant Trolling, Baiting and Sarcasm
Prescription: 1 can of Shut The Fuck Up as required
Note: LOBNH. CNS-QNS. TTFO.
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