[thechat] Too Much Stuff

Morgan Kelsey morgan at morgankelsey.com
Thu Sep 25 12:01:25 CDT 2003


>>[off thechat][not sure why]

> Me either ... so I copied thechat instead of replying.

>>dude, ... that was ... [funny] 
>>"relationship strainer" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> 
> Hi nagrom!
> 
> Hey man! Face it. We're guys.
> 
> We can get into trouble for doing stupid stuff.
> We can get into trouble for saying stupid stuff.
> 
> Hell, we can even get into trouble just for owning stupid stuff!
> 
> It's *sniff* soooo unfair!
> 

[snips the tragic demise of the sweatshirt]
(damn, if it pissed her off that bad, shouldn't you have held onto it?)


ok, i'm going to include here a reply to neuro 
that i almost sent yesterday....but didn't....but had fun writing anyway.....then, well, ron inspired me.

/ME zips up body armor
/ME reminds the ladies how much i love em

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> > yeah but, let's see you pull that off "married"
>
> Hmmm, let's see ... buys house with partner, lives in house for year and a
> half, amasses technological kingdom, partner leaves ... shit - you mean
> technology repels women!? :)
>

hahaha no, it's more that your partner's stuff will devour yours.

it's a little known fact.

at the risk of castration, i'm going to continue:

women prefer transient possessions.

it keeps them shopping, and keeps them from over-comitting themselves.

that way, they aren't dissappointed when they find out that the thing they treasure, is really just a 2-ton block of wood and metal. 

they just stick it in a closet and go buy another one. 


just imagine, how many mammoth dining room sets ron would have if he were female. i'm sure he'd intend on returning the ones he didn't like....mmmm-hmmmm

my wife's main possesions are : 
clothes, pocketbooks, and shoes.

all of which are not good anymore, for various reasons. 

too small, too faded, no cell phone pocket, too much cigarette tobacco in the bottom, etc etc.
   
but maybe, they'll fit again, or that purple snakeskin purse might be needed if my kids ever dress up as Whitesnake for halloween.


so ya see, boxes and bins of 
purses and clothes, can be stacked.
ON TOP OF YOUR STUFF!

eventually, your stuff is removed from underneath, and you don't know what happened. don't ask your wife, she won't know either.


when they come up against something that
their stuff can't eradicate, they freak.


just ask ron.



the george foreman grill is a good start.
keep it lit at all times!



nagrom


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