[thechat] xmas light fiasco

[Morgan Kelsey]

RonL mirthed to the world:

>>and my light-up santa keps blowing over, 
>>i can't put anymore rocks in his ass, the plastic will break.
>
> I gots one word for ya ... "Rebar".

damn, and all these years i've been using "foobar".

ok, i got some....kinda hard to work with.
luckily, i can poke myself in the groin with it, 
and transform into....THE HULK
GGRRRRRAARRRR!!!!

ok, i've got it wrapped around santa's neck, what's next?

> RonL.
> (Who is still trying to convince everyone that you can't *start* 
> putting up Christmas decorations until St. Nicholas day [Dec-6] ... 
> at which point he will set out his 'horny angel', spring loaded 
> Santa - and begin work assembling the tree!)

*well* some of us live where it actually LOOKS like xmas, 
and have to race to beat the, 
the, 
the uhhhh....
cold icy rain, dead barren landscape, 
dreary dark days and
occasional snowflake.


nagrom