http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_867923.html?menu=news.quirkies From the "it wasn't from jacking off; honest!" department <quote> A Russian man has been told he will have a bent penis for the rest of his life after trapping it in a padlock. Firemen in Moscow spent an hour freeing the 20-year-old man after he called emergency services after a sex game went wrong. </quote> That's gotta hurt...