boomhauer (was RE: [thechat] Nitrogen Tires?)

Morgan Kelsey morgan at
Mon Jun 14 19:41:18 CDT 2004

> > <Boomhauer mumbling>
> > ... cantfitedangolprogressman ...
> > thassjusculturecominuponthebacksideyaknow
> > ... dangolnutzonabigasstruckman ... thassjeshowitis!
> > <Boom />
> I had a hard time convincing folks in SoCal that Boomhauer speaks quite
> clearly compared to many Texans I've met. They still think the show is
> intended to be funny. Perhaps they've never lived with those people, eh?

We took a family trip to London when I was a kid, all I wanted was a ham
sandwich -- I had a far easier time in France (where people love to speak
english with stupid americans, apparently).

Then there was the first time I went to a Subway Sandwich shop on the lower
east side of NYC....The guy kept asking me "Why are we? Why are we?"
I didn't get it, just kept kinda looking at him quizzically until he held up
two loaves: one "white" and one "wheat".

You know, us "Connecticutters" apparently speak the most genuinely
non-accented version of "English" oops, I mean, "American"

(in the US, anyway)

(those of us that use sentences, anyway)

(i don't count myself amongst them, being born in cleveland, anyway)

Like, wow! So-Cal!


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