Didja hear about Santa being a 'nix geek? Lets see now: ... older fat white guy --- check ... beard --- check ... wardrobe not exactly featured in this month's "GQ" --- check ... barely gets out of the house 1 day a year --- check ... converses with elves --- check I think it's official ... must be a 'nix geek! RonL. (Okay ... how about the tragic (yet oddly festive) story involving the dyslexic devil worshipper? ... poor fella ... sold his soul to Santa!) ;-) Damn its quiet around here.