[thechat] Pet Hate

Luther, Ron ron.luther at hp.com
Tue May 24 09:47:18 CDT 2005

> Someone calls to visit. You naturally offer them a cup of tea. 

In Soviet Texas ... Tea offers YOU!

[No, wait, that's not quite right.]

Actually, in Texas ... it's a _glass_ of tea. (Never ever a cup) ... and

the only question you're likely to be asked is "Sweetened or

Not having a glass doesn't actually seem to be an option here.

On the plus side, if it's after breakfast (or after church - whether 
you've gone or not doesn't seem to matter) your options may also 
include a 'Texas' tea ... which is kinda like a Long Island Iced Tea 
... only bigger ... naturally!



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