[thechat] arr!

[Canfield, Joel]

> Maybe work in some wakeboarding / wake skating? 

Picture this: you, behind the wheel of your most salty vessel, slowly
meandering through the warm waters of some lagoon; me, being towed
slowly on my back in some sort of comfortable sling slung from the stern
of your craft, just a little too fast to sink, but not fast enough to
spill my beer or get too much saltwater in my guacamole.