After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly thereafter reported in the UK newspapers that their archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year old fibre-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots. One week later, Irish newspapers reported the following: After digging as deep as 5000 meters in a County Cork bog, Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing. They, therefore, immediately concluded that 5000 years ago, Ireland's inhabitants were already using wireless technology. Happy Friday, RonL.