[thechat] Behind Your Back

David Kaufman david at gigawatt.com
Sat May 23 02:13:48 CDT 2009

Hi Jack,

Jack Timmons wrote:
> Now I'm confused.

Now we all are, thank you.

> Wouldn't the term "Behind your back" mean right in front of you?

Not unless the term "in front of your front" meant behind you, and that 
is a logical impossibility.  Ask any logician.  Go ahead.

I'll wait...

> Being as how your back faces behind you...

Is "being as how" even a word, dude?

> ...then behind your back would be in front of you, right?

No, behind my back would be not be in front of you ...unless you were 
following me (looks over shoulder).

> I blame Cake.

I blame the A being so close to the O on the Dvorak keyboard.

And I blame Al Gore for this weather we're having.


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