[thechat] Be Nice to the Client
Luther, Ron
Ron.Luther at hp.com
Thu Mar 10 13:41:54 CST 2011
Fred Jones recounted one of his dealings with the intelligence-challenged ...
> Please correct this asap.
>>I take a minute to check out the issue. Well, yes, STUPID, this SSL is
>>invalid because it expired in, oh, October.
Hi Fred,
Thanks for the smile!
I'm afraid I wasn't so charitable this morning. I had the chairman of our data warehouse security organization email me to tell me that they had talked to IT and that it simply wasn't possible to grant read-access on a table by table basis. [1]
I sent her (and her IT contact) an email back containing the proper syntax and attached a screen shot of the appropriate page of the manual.
Fookin' Idjits!
RonL.
[1] Seriously? Like granting select privileges isn't covered in "DBA 101"? And why do we have accountants in charge of technical committees anyway? Damn I hate my job.
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