[thesite] Re: [admin] theheadlines?

[Scott Dexter]

>
> did you perhaps want a real joke to make up for it?
>
>    Pedro, walking his dog, met Jaime, who was walking his.
>    "Eh, Jaime," said Pedro, "that ees some beautiful chihuahua!"
>    Jaime grinned. "Gracias. I got heem for my wife."
>    Sighed Pedro, "I weesh I could make a deal lika that."
>

(Feel free to imbelish when you re-tell; this is the curt version)
So a couple decides to spice up their sex life and purchases a box of
flavored condoms. She looks up at him, saying, "Mmm! Cheeseburger and
fries!" He replies, "I haven't put one on yet."

dex