[thechat] outburst

[Luther, Ron]

Moggie Kelsey recanted:


>>i used to try to catch ducks in buckets 

???? ... <shrug /> ... I guess _everyone_ needs a hobby.
... and, sadly, that sounds better than many!   ;-)


>>almost got one once...but it bit me and ran away. and 
>>it was one of those green-necked male ducks too, go figger.

Wait ... this wasn't in a dirty movie theatre was it? Lemme guess ... 
was it eating your popcorn too?


>>heh, the only reason i believe this was actually uttered by a Texan, is 
>>knowing the Texan in question to be an import model.

Heh! You can always tell a Jazz-Cat ... you just can't tell him much!


>>being neurotic, paranoid, psychotic (and a little schizo), 

Really? Which one of you told you that? 
(You're just jealous cuz the voices in my head won't talk to you!)


>>so i spend entire days at home with the kids--WOW--let me just say that 
>>is one hard job. they have brains, feelings, opinions, you name it!

Awww shoot ... I only get to play 'tea party' with the grandkids on the 
weekend or odd weeknight. (Wednesday ... Wednesday was pretty odd this 
week.)


>>and yes, she could TOTALLY kick my ass, 

Uh oh! ... I gots me onna them thar 'mean ones' too! Sure keeps life 
interesting!


>>Shel Silverstein's "The Smoke Off" 

Lyrics available here (and many other places naturally): 
http://www.geocities.com/hitlerbitch1/smoke-off.html



Have Fun!

RonL.

(Hmmm ... I think I'll run by the sporting goods store this weekend and 
see if I can get hold of one of them 'official' 'tournament quality' 
duck catching buckets ... I wonder if there's a course around here??)